Tenga Aero: flying in an absolute vacuum

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Our Forest Cat has tried another novelty on himself and is in a hurry to share his impressions.

Text: Forest Cat
Photo and video: NuArt Studio

Russian version

– Well, it seems that our evening somehow dragged on, perhaps it's time... – it was with these words that the Forest Cat thoughtfully opened the door to Owl, who for the third day had been trying to get at least some verdict fr om him about a new toy from Tenga with the sonorous name Aero.

– Are you crazy? – she asked indignantly from the doorway, – I can't wait so long! The Editorial are scandalous, they did not think at all that you would test “it” for so long.

– I had to figure it out, –the Cat smiled happily.

– And so, have you? – the Owl continued to get angry, – what do you say?!

– In a nutshell, everything is very ambiguous. The Cat decided not to hide his doubts, and prepared to tell in detail about all his feelings on this matter. – You come in, come on... Will you have tea with sugar?

– You're just kidding us! – she entered, sighed, plopped down on the couch, disgustedly straightened the coverlet, then turned her gaze to the toy itself, which was lying nearby, and said thoughtfully: But it's nice...

– Yes! Do you see it too? – the Cat picked up, and continued with fervor – It is very beautiful! Take your notebook, write after me and don't interrupt: it is really very unusual. When I received it, the first thought that came to my mind sounded like this: Oh, finally in Tenga they figured out that if you twist... Hm, the tube itself, then... this is exactly how you can regulate elasticity, tightness and impact in general, you understand? He sighed.

“Not really yet,” Owl sighed in response.

– Then take a look at my old reviews. Do you remember the Japanese MensMax? Remember they have a model of a masturbator called “Cogwheel”? It was then that I was delighted that there it was possible to change this very elasticity of the channel, but I remember that there I did not like the fact that their masturbator is through, that is, it does not have a bottom

– I'm not going to let you rest! – the Owl did not support the joke, – tell further.

– It’s even more interesting, the Cat said, and sat comfortably in his chair, – After reading the news and seeing the completely closed structure of Teng, I was delighted and decided that this would make an ideal masturbator for all men. Moreover, with the release of each new model, I became more and more a fan of this company! And I remember very well how much pleasure the previous Tenga Geo gave me, it is with it that I compare all my feelings today, it is now a kind of a standard for me...

– Go on! – The Owl commanded impatiently, glancing at his watch.

– Tenga Aero has an ideal design. There is excellent plastic on the outside, milky-white, in the hand it lies just perfectly, not too big, does not slip or get lost, and thanks to the flat bottom it is very convenient to place it next to you right after, it will not spill or fall. Inside – excellent elastomer, there are two models with different reliefs. The central capsule can be easily removed. The glass lid, in addition to its main function (to close), is also a very functional dryer. The central bar and the small grate rotate on their own axis and rise in the drying position. This is very convenient: after use, you can remove the liner from the glass, wash it, and then turn the lid over, lift the grate on it, and put the liner on the rod so that it dries. By the way, the capsule-insert itself is perfectly turned inside out, you can wash it both inside and out, there are no problems with cleanliness.

– Well, that is, you liked it all, right? The owl adjusted her glasses.

– Wait, just listen further! The cat was clearly elated. – There are as many as two most important features here – this is, in fact, the adjustment of the channel thickness, and, yes, the vacuum! The same vacuum, which, in the opposite motion, gives us a feeling of being sucked in, as it were. And both of these chips are linked into a single system. It works like this: we rotate the body of the masturbator, guided by the marked divisions, there are only ten of them, and the effect varies from free input and light sucking, to – already quite tight insertion and almost a feeling of vacuum. And it is indescribable. At the beginning, on divisions 1-2, it is quite free, I liked to start that way, and then, somewhere in the middle, by about 4-5 – the sensations are already similar to classic sex, and even higher, after 7 – it becomes simple unusual and distracting.

– For a week, and not got used to it? – the Owl perked up.

– Exactly! You see, I don't really like the unusual at all... And then there's the sounds! Above position 7, the sound of the intake air becomes too loud, and this is what I am not used to. Such is, you know, the breathing of the pump, which simply begins to distract you from the process itself. So, my opinion here is very simple – this is a really wonderful toy that will gladly take a place in my collection, and I will continue to use it along with my Geo, but only in positions from 1 to 7. But comparing them with each other is very difficult, they give completely different sensations, and I believe that only having both, you can achieve diversity. What, in fact, I wish you, – the Forest Cat finished his story with a smile.

The owl grudgingly cleared her throat, slammed the notebook shut, hid the pen somewhere under the wing, then climbed out of bed and stomped to the door.

– It's too late, I fly back ... And so I watched you here for three days. Well, thank you for the fact that at least not in vain... And then I will give the following to the Editors, I will tell them – he seemed to like it, but did not fully understand, he is getting old and frightened by loud sounds, – with these words the Owl slammed the door and disappeared... And the Cat thoughtfully put the masturbator in the box and smiled.

– Oh no. Everything is correct. We must take it! For – one hand is good, two is better, and three – this is wh ere the variety begins...

Love to all. (c) Your Forest Cat.


The masturbator was provided for the test drive by the wholesale company KAZANOVA69.