Suck-o-mat 2.0 experience of usage

Orion , blowjob-simulating device , test drive

Our tester has thoroughly amalyzed an updated version of a blowjob-simulating device by Orion.



The story of testing this device turned out to be somewhat more than just testing. I had the pleasure of testing the first version of the device. And frankly model tf was a very poor one and that I honestly wrote. The impression was like from an expensive useless Chinese thing – expensive, buzzing and trying to do something. It would seem the end of the story.

The continuation turned out to be doubly pleasant and unexpected. The manufacturer collected and read these reviews and took them into account. Wishes in the parameters of the pump, logic and operating modes, and so on, that occurred to me as an engineer. And if the first version was a failure - the second one was a success. A brief summary for those in a hurry - yes, it sucks, and yes, you cum from this.

Now pros and cons point by point.

The set contains:
1)     The device itself;
2)     Power adaptor with the wall outlet;
3)     Power adaptor for the car;
4)     A hose;
5)     A tube with a case;
6)     Remote control.

The case

>>>>> See three first pictures

The case’s design has changed a lot. Here the designer worked hard. The speedometer as an indicator of speed may not be for everyone’s liking – but it is nonetheless informative. You can clearly see in what mode the device is working. The body plastic is matte and very good - you can scratch it with metal, of course, but something will hardly happen to it during normal use, everything looks very nice, fingerprints or any other marks do not stay. There are no backlashes, everything is fitted and durable. The front panel is made of transparent acrylic – but the bend is such that glare from fingerprints or other liquids are not visible on it. The matte surface and smooth bends of the case without sharp corners look great. A stylish and neat logo on top - the designer gets his A+!

And yes, it is heavy, only the body is 2.4 kg, there is only a pump, and a power supply comes separately.

The coolest thing is that it has become twice as powerful as the previous version.

The model I had survived several transfers, work long hours at the exhibition, went through a month of testing, etc., not to mention the fact that it came to me without a box at all - it is in the photo - looks like new.

The device does not heat up, the buttons clearly respond to pressing.

Power Supply

They did well with the car adaptor. The cable is 1.2m – so, if desired, you can even get to the rear seats. And thus a number of issues are immediately solved - it is possible to conveniently use it everywhere and the noise of the device will not annoy you. Moreover, the plug itself is strong, the cable is thick and soft - everything is very high quality, it will not fall apart even if you try to smash it. The power connector is standard 5 mm round, which is pleasant.

The power supply unit is a separate block that connects to the outlet via cable, and the total cable length is 2.6 meters - which allows you to be very far from the outlet, parameters: 12V, 5A.

I was additionally pleased with the presence of a USB charging outlet on the back. Android and other devices gives out 0.5A, the iPhone, unfortunately, does not charge it in any way. What is good is that the USB port is live even if the device is turned off by a button on the back. That is, you can charge it not only during direct operation.

A hose

Obvious improvements are here as well. Firstly, it is tough. And at the same time flexible. You can step on it - and although it bends it does not squeeze, but the air continues to move, I checked it. I don’t really understand how effective it is in work, but to know that nothing will go wrong here no matter what happens is nice, it will not fray over the years.

One word about connection of the hose to the body. There is a quick disconnection like with diving costumes. To connect – just insert, to remove - press lightly. Fast, reliable, tight. The connector is hard-metal, I pulled it hard and couldn’t tear or bend anything so it can hardly break during operation. At first, this innovation seemed strange - but as I used it in practice I saw it very convenient.

Remote control

>>>>> See picture No 4

To the touch it is pleasant and tactile both in color and shape, it lies well in the hand and you can distinguish top from bottom and find every button without looking. Inside there is the CR 2032 battery – we were pleased with the “battery inside” solution – when you remove the cover it seems that something has come off because the battery is loose and does not need to be knocked out of the depths - it just drops out. It seems that its holding ribs are on the lid - they go through the grooves and fix the battery for good. I won’t post a photo of this – if you know anything about knocking the battery out of the compartments - take a look. Very elegant and comfortable.

The remote control can be held in any hand. You can press it comfortably, no matter where the compressor is – no need to reach for it and look for buttons if you want to change something. So the remote control – yes it can be convenient. Moreover, in different conditions and circumstances – it can be REALLY convenient.

As for management. «Plus» and «minus» buttons switch the speed if the device works in «Gear 0» mode. The middle button increases the program number by one. If the program is not zero, then «Minus» reduces the program number. So it is logical, concise and not excessive.

A tube with a case

>>>>> See picture No 5

It looks very cool with a black case. And the cover is very pleasant to the touch. But there’s no way to operate with it at all – you will have to wash it. And the thing is that water flows into the gaps between it and the pipe and stays there for a long time. To be honest, it is a sad thing because it looks great. If it was possible to make it a single monolithic product and cracks would not form during bends and deformations, then it would be even better. But now it’s difficult to pull the tube out of the case, and it’s difficult to put it back - so visually during long-term operation it is hardly convenient to evaluate the beauty of its design – so you would be better off without it.

Now for the most delicious thing. The tube was redone. And inside they added, I do not know how to say more precisely, spikes from its own material. Their diameter is 4 mm, their length is 12 mm - they are very soft and delicate and act pointwise, they cover entire inside surface. Compared to the previous model - it is softer and smoother - the difference is huge. I suspect that it is 70% of the device’s success. In the process, they touch the head and generally where necessary. Taking the opportunity - I want to thank the one who invented and implemented it. I know you will read it - the solution is just superb.

At the inlet of the tube there is a tight ring that is formed by narrowing to a diameter of 25 mm, thereby giving tightness in the base to ensure slipping movements.

The maximum tube depth is 11 centimeters. Towards the end, the hose is simply inserted to security. The length of 4.5 cm is more than enough to fix it and not push it deeper than you would like, so as not to hurt yourself. (Especially since I usually connected the hose first and myself second there is no risk of injury).

Practical work

There is a common control button on the back of the case, which turns on the device. After switching on, in about a second, it’s pump makes a buzzing sound and a half - turn and then waits for further orders.

There is a pair of speed control buttons (higher / lower) buttons, and a pair of transmission (gear) buttons.

Speed – the frequency of switching the direction of the compressor, the sucking frequency, in other words. When the speed is zero, the indication is on. On the remote, the middle button does nothing. The display is stylized as a speedometer with ranges from 0 to 300 km / h – but in fact there are six honest speeds with the step of 50 km / h according to the indication, that is, 1 – 50, 2 – 100, etc. The suck-on and the suck-off depths are equal, there are no errors like in the previous model, that at some moments it spat out your penis and you had to persuade it to put it in - now everything is fine with this.

The amplitude is constant and, to some regret, not very long- about two centimeters. The speed is in a fairly wide range, and in the beginning you often want to get faster than the device is able to, but while you are thinking about it – the magic bubbles, I mean – pimples, get to work and everything is going fine.

With «gear» it is somewhat less obvious. This is not a gear ratio as can be assumed from the design of the interface but the program, the sequence of switching speeds and durations.

The speeds differentiate by variety of movements. Then there is a list in which the speeds for each of the modes are switched without indicating the time, but in general, if 0 is «pause» – then short, maximum speed at the end – long, everything is logical and physiological.

The duration of each program is 4 minutes, at the end the device stops (speed 0)

Gear 0: manual speed setting, in this mode the machine turns on.

Gear 1: Gear 2 starts up immediately .

Gear 2: 50, 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, 0 (stop) - with an increase in duration at each speed. The last (maximum) speed has the longest duration.

Gear 3: With increasing duration at high speeds: 150, 0 (3 sec ), 250, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0 (3 sec), 100, 0, 200, 0, 300, 0, 50, 0, 150, 0, 250, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0 (stop).

Gear 4: 100, 200, 150, 250, 50, 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, 150, 300, 150, 300, 150, 300, 150, 300, 150, 300, 150, 200, 250, 300 0 (stop)

Gear 5: 150, 200, 250, 300, 250, 200, 150, 200, 250, 300, 250, 200, 150, 200, 250, 300, 0 (stop)

Gear 6: 50, 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, 0 fast 200, 250, 300 (longer), 0, 200, 250, 300, 0, 200, 250, 300, 0, 200, 250, 300, 0, 200, 250, 300 (with each cycle longer at maximum speed) 0, smooth fading: 300, 250, 200, 150, 100, 50, 0 and again at maximum: 300 and then 0 (stop)

Gear 7: 50, 100, 150, 200, 250, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 250, 0, 200, 0, 150, 0, 200 0, 250, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300 (last 300 long), 0 (stop)

Gear 8: 200, 0, 150, 0, 100, 0, 150, 0, 200, 0, 250, 0, 300 (for a long time), then smoothly changing speeds as if in a sinusoid: 250, 200, 150, 200, 250, 300, 250, 200, 150, 200, 250, 300, 250, 200, 150, 200, 250, then 300, 0 for a long time (stop)

Gear 9: 250, 300, 250, 300, 250, 300,250 200 quickly switches 300, 200, 300, 200, 300, 200, 150, 300, 150, 300, 150, 300, 150, 100, 300, 100, 300 , 100, 300, 100, 300, 0, 300, 0, 300, 0, then fast switching 250, 300, 250, 300, 250, 300, 250, 200, 300, 200, 300, 200, 300, 200, 150, 300, 150, 300, 150, 300 (long), 0 (stop)

That is, there are programs without pauses: 2, 4, 5, 9 and with short pauses in the process: 3, 6, 7, 8.

It is somewhat strange that at the end the device stops, probably hoping that it has succeeded. In my opinion, it would be more universal to end each program at maximum speed to a manual stop. But this can be done quickly enough, with a few clicks of “ speed +”, you can manually switch to the desired mode if you need to continue, or supplement the movement of the handset.


Here I want to thank the which organizes and makes it possible to post information not only for users but also for manufacturers who care about what users feel.


We can assume that it would be great if the tubes were of different diameters, including for small penises- the size can prevent communication with people, and suck-o-mat – is always ready to help.

I want greater amplitude. Really greater. Perhaps not so great to have the penis swallowed to the full length, but imitating the usual physiological process - so that there is an amplitude of movement of 6-8 centimeters.

And even greater speed .

It would be great if speed ​​and amplitude are switched smoothly.

Stop programs for 3 seconds – a bit too much.1.5 - 2 seconds is ok.

You definitely don’t need to stop at zero speed at the end of the programs - maximum speed until the device turns off.

I would like to fantasize on the topic of creating programs by users themselves and downloading them to the device.

Overall result

The device turned out to be quite a must-have. If the first version of suck-o-mat was to be tried and removed for good, then the second version would be nice to keep and use. This device diversifies and complements life even if there is a living partner, and in the absence of the latter – even more so. Yes, it is noisy at work and does not do its job silently enough to use in a closed room, there are technical wishes, but at the same time, it confidently does what it was created for.